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Every day simpletons who think they are very clever visit our web site marketing blog and post completely useless, and often amusing comments. Their goal is to get links back to their website (or their clients) by making the post look personalized and legitimate. Sadly, they are almost always painfully daft, nonsensical, grammatically retarded posts. What is even worse is if they had half a clue they would have discovered our blog comment area blocks all outgoing links; thus they are wasting their time to start with. Anyway, over the past year I thought it would be fun to collect some of the best postings before I nuked them from our database and here is a selection of the 10 best.

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StepForth’s “Top 10 Most Rediculous Spam Comments Received” may be associated with fatigue, dizziness, lightheadedness, fainting or blurred vision. Please exercise caution or avoid operating machinery, including automobiles, following the visual digestion of this article.
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# 2. I was really dressed down on this one… what prose!

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# 3. Ironically it was a comment on our post “Email Scams to Watch For

“Nice, good post. I’ve found your blog via Yahoo and I’m really glad about the information you provide in your articles. I’ve read some of your articles and subscribed to your blog by adding your”

Yes, it was left at that… I wanted so much more!

# 4. Um… wha?

“Arthritis in your pooch can be a huge hassle that many people never even think of in senior dogs.”

It turns out their super advanced spamming system thought our article was about dogs because it referred to the meta search engine Dogpile. I am surprised it wasn’t about incontinence…

# 5. Wow, this is some excellent optimization! I bet their site ranks REALLY well for Footzy Rolls… a highly competitive term for sure.

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# 6. In response to Enough with the “SEO is Dead” Crap we recently received this insightful comment:

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While reading I felt my IQ drop a point.

# 7. I know you will be shocked when I tell you “computer battery” was a link.

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# 8. This piece of junk is a duzy… a LOT of links were removed and it was in response to Enough with the “SEO is Dead” Crap.

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# 9. In response to Is Your Website Search Engine Friendly? Your Personal Checklist we got:

“if i end up getting a ticket to the super bowl…and we’re already doing a set at the afterparty…wow. happy new year!”

# 10. Last but not least, my favourite IS:

“Hey, located your internet site by accident accomplishing a research on Yahoo but I?ll undoubtedly be coming again. ? How can I think in God when only last week I acquired my tongue caught in the roller of an electrical typewriter?”


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Possible Side Effects of Reading: StepForth’s “Top 10 Most Rediculous Spam Comments Received

In 181 patients who fully read this article most commonly reported adverse events were asthenic conditions (65%), nausea (64%), diarrhea (54%), decreased appetite including anorexia (41%), constipation (43%),thrombocytopenia (43%), peripheral neuropathy (37%), pyrexia (36%), vomiting (36%), and anemia (32%). Fourteen percent of patients experienced at least one episode of Grade 4 toxicity, with the most common toxicities being thrombocytopenia (2%) and neutropenia (4%). A total of 113 (50%) of the 181 patients experienced Serious Adverse

Events (SAEs) during studies. The most commonly reported SAEs included pyrexia (7%), pneumonia (7%), diarrhea (6%), vomiting (5%), dehydration (5%), and nausea (4%).